Lindsay Lohan Fell into a Cactus

I've been reading all over the place that Lindsay Lohan is back on the drugs. Course this all stemmed from two recent incidents, which I believe both could be easily explained away.

#1 She came out of a house and fell into a cactus. Everyone is saying she was so drunk that she fell right into it. Hmmm, I guess people forget how many flashing lights from the cameras were probably right in her face and after looking after photos it seems that they crowded her. You tell me: (I'll post the next one in a minute)